because you are here!!!
HOURS!!
YOUR FACTORY HAS PERSONALITY!!!
你的网站没有！！
Your sales lady has 200,000 followers yelling "HELLO BOSS". Your website says "leading manufacturer of high-quality solutions". Auntie is very angry about this. My nephew fixes it in 24 hours.
爆款 BESTSELLERS!!! 老板们都在看 · bosses are watching
Websites we made for factories we love. Click one and PLAY. (Prices are jokes. Like Auntie's discounts.)
Boring vs. HELLO BOSS 无聊 vs. 老板好 · drag it!!
Welcome to Our Company
We are a leading manufacturer and exporter of high-quality products with advanced equipment, strict quality control and professional team. Customer first. Win-win cooperation.
MANY MANY ENGINES IN MY FACTORY!!!
Tina dances. Butterflies fly. The engine finder tells you which engine is in the pile. Buyers screenshot it and send to their cousin.
砍一刀 CHOP FOR A FREE WEBSITE!!! 只差一点点！just a tiny bit left!!
(Parody. Nobody gets a free website. Auntie needs to feed her nephew.)
MEET THE FAMILY!!! 阿姨卖，小明做，龙总喝茶
24 HOURS!!! HOW?!?! 今天发链接，明天上线
Send your Instagram / 抖音
And your WhatsApp. Auntie will WhatsApp you. Many times.
Xiao Ming watches EVERY video
And reads every comment. Catchphrases, pronunciations, jokes the fans repeat.
Cartoon of your sales lady
Three poses. Hello, holding the product, pointing at the buyer.
Site + crazy gag
Products, calculator, chat, contact, and one gag only YOUR factory has.
LIVE!!! 上线!!!
Phone-ready, bilingual, WhatsApp buttons. Boss Long finishes his tea.
SPIN!!! CATCH!!! WIN NOTHING!!! 转盘 + 红包雨
FACTORY KTV!!! 口号卡拉OK · make your catchphrase
PRICE VERY GOOD BOSS!!! 价格很好，老板！
Hello Boss
老板好套餐- One-page site, 24h
- 1 cartoon pose
- Catchphrase headlines
- WhatsApp + email buttons
BOSS LONG
APPROVED
Big Boss
大老板套餐 · 最多人选- Full site, 24h
- 3 animated cartoon poses
- In-character chat + calculator
- One signature crazy gag
- English + 中文
Biggest Boss
超级大老板- Everything in Big Boss
- 6 cartoon poses + trade show poster
- 3rd language (عربي / Русский / Español)
- 30 days free changes
QUESTIONS?!?! 有问题吗老板？
Is it REALLY 24 hours?? 真的24小时？
Auntie: Yes! The clock starts when we have your account link and WhatsApp. If your sales lady has no videos yet, a little longer. Xiao Ming is fast, not magic.
We don't have a famous sales lady. 没有网红销售？
Auntie: No problem! The mascot can be the boss, the factory, or the product. Our mascot is a whole family. You can be a whole family too.
Too crazy for serious buyers? 太疯了？
Auntie: Jokes bring them in. Real info closes the deal: products, specs, certificates, contact. Everything is there. Also, serious buyers are bored. They like fun.
Who owns the website? 网站归谁？
Auntie: YOU, boss. All files, all images. Host anywhere.
Can you use my domain? 用我的域名？
Xiao Ming: Yes. Domain, hosting, HTTPS, I set it up. Then I sleep.
TELL AUNTIE ABOUT YOUR FACTORY!!! 告诉阿姨你的工厂
